This little article is for both males and females. We all know what a MILF is. I need not explain. But there is some areas of this subject that need clarification...so here are some guidelines.
For Men
- If the MILF is one of your friend's moms, do not tell him. This may cause a problem in your goal of achieving the ultimate goal, bedding a MILF. If you successfully bed the MILF, do not tell your friend.
- If you see the MILF in a grocery store, be weary. Usually there are older pervert looking grocery managers with their eyes on said MILF. They will quickly plant something on you and accuse you of stealing if you pose a threat to their lurk. The best time to approach the MILF is when they are heading towards their cars. Offer to help with their groceries. This will give you valuable time and position to check if she is married (check her fingers), how many kids she has (car seats), and financial situation (car).
- If you see a MILF at the bar, play it cool for a little while, even if she is eye fucking the living shit out of you. You never know if her husband, boyfriend, or other boy toy is in the same bar. Scope out your surroundings and keep a look out for anyone eyeing down your target.
-- Do NOT buy her a drink. If you do, she will automatically know you are over 21. You do not want her to know your age until you figure out what age she is into.
- The only time it is acceptable to brag about the successful bedding of a MILF is with your closest friends, and people that do not know the MILF. By telling anyone that may have any type of relationship with the MILF, you are jeopardizing the beautiful scenario God has bestowed upon you.
For Women
- Be cool. Bedding with a MILF is on 99% of men's bucket lists. It is not out of the ordinary for a man to make a MILF comment towards a MILF. I mean they're MILFs!
- Be even more cool. If you have a boyfriend, and he makes a remark that your mom is a MILF, be happy! Chances are that you in turn will end up a MILF, seeing as your mother is one! It is also a compliment from a young man to remark on your mother's beauty. Be happy for her!
- If your boyfriend shares a bed with your mother, you have two options. You can either break up with him, or congratulate him on his beautiful win into your mother's legs. I would advise taking the second option. It's not that he likes your mom over you, it's just test driving your futuristic self out!
