Monday, May 16, 2011

The Break Up

Jesus, fucking CHRIST!

Here is the thing ladies and gentlemen, once it's done... it, is, fucking, done. There is always that one controlling obsessed motherfucker in the relationship, and it's usually the person that did the break up in the first place! You have absolutely no right to get offended, or upset, over your ex's behavior. 

You and your 'Beloved Other', are diddly fucking squat. It is in the past, just like the extermination of 3 million Jews, OJ's case files, and Martha Stewart's vagina. Your attitude probably stinks more than her twat, honestly.

If your ex is dancing on another member of the opposite sex, WHO GIVES A FUCK. You can go dance with someone else too! You can do WHATEVER the FUCK you WANT. And to make matters worse, GUYS, you end up wanting to fight the dude dancing on your ex. HE HAS NO FUCKING CLUE! Grow up brah. And ladies, SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one cares that your ex is dancing with another girl at the same college club, it's fucking life. Even your BESTEST BEST BEST EVER friend doesn't care to hear it overrrrr and over again...

Now get over it, and stay over it.