Girls. We know males and females have HUGE communication errors, which usually turn into nasty remarks about your royal sluttiness. Then you call us assholes, small weiners, and other such things. These scenarios are no bueno. Funny to the rest of the world, but terrible in yours. Here's how we fix this.
DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID. Most the shit we say is exactly what we mean. Very few guys play mind games like a female, unless they are gay. Which makes sense.
Examples of times you shouldn't say ANYTHING
- I don't feel like talking to you right now
- I don't want to talk to you right now
- I can't deal with talking to you right now
- Please, shut up
- Please, shut the FUCK up
- SHUT THE FUCK UP
- I got raped by a gang of Elton John lookalikes
Instead of egging it on, just let it die and come back after he watches some porn or something
Examples of times you should say something SMALL
- Today was terrible
- What's up?
- Do you want to do something tonight?
Another thing. Compliments are meant to be taken with a small remark. Just because you receive a compliment, doesn't mean you should open the flood gates of Hell upon us. Explaining, "Oh you really think so?! I think my cat loved my dress too! She wouldn't stop purring. It was so adorable. Do you like cats? I loveeee love LOVE mine!"
Now keep this in mind and you will have no problem snatching males like a pedophile in a McDonald's playground ball pit.
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