Monday, April 4, 2011

All Girls are Lesbians

Well, now that I put it out there, I'm convinced every single girl on this planet would hook up or fall in love with another girl. My evidence? None. Just mere thought. Girls are such beautiful and exquisite creatures that I find it entirely impossible for them not be attracted to each other in some way. Now all guys being attracted to each other? Hell no. We are ugly brutes with our brains hardwired to getting laid. We don't really care about emotions, just our penis. Girls care for more than that, so it only makes sense they find safety in each other, and that leading to intimacy. Girls are perfect for guys, but are even better in my opinion, for girls ;)

2 comments:

  1. I think that makes a ton of sense. I've often said to people that girls are just generally more attractive to look at than males (I mean how many male nudes were painted as compared to female nudes in the art world alone.) I think your blog is going to be quite interesting to read.

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  2. Hahah yesssssss. I'm going to hard in the paint!

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