How many times do you think a guy has heard this, right after beginning a conversation with a girl? I'll bet between... 100 and 100 billion times per life. We honestly do not care if you have a boyfriend, we are still going to hit on you. Because we take that comment a little different than someone actually saying it. These are the explanations/reasons I have come to piece together in the insanely difficult puzzle we call the woman's mind.
Reason 1 - You aren't drunk enough to cheat on your boyfriend
Reason 2 - You think we are unattractive (get some more booze honey and I'll turn in to Ashton Kutcher)
Reason 3 - You're PMS'ing
Reason 4 - You want us to work a little harder (buy you booze)
Notice how none of them actually link to the original statement. Even if you actually do have a boyfriend, where is he? Obviously not out with you, so why are you there? Girls night? Ha! Girls night is eating buckets of ice cream and watching the Notebook. No, there is a reason you are out and partying it up WITHOUT your boyfriend ;)
And for the girls that say it without actually having a boyfriend, watch out. We are picking up on your tricks ;)
I've made up boyfriends so many times...usually cause the guy is creeping me the eff out. It never works, I think it makes them try harder. Silly creepers.
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