Well, I'm no therapist, or Oprah. I don't have my own TV show where I talk shit to kids, (fuck you Dr. Phil). I don't even have solid proof that this theory is right. But hey, I'm fucking awesome, for a month at least.
Girls. Listen up. Why do your relationships suck after a month? This is the reason the guy you are talking to seems to 'change' in a very short period of time.
1. Relationships are a game.
-With a lot of guys, once the chase of sexual or emotional acceptance is reached, the fire is lost. Don't bitch. It's life.
2. We trick ourselves!
-Guys are fucking retarded when it comes to actually treating a woman right. If you want to be properly handled, go fuck a UPS guy or turn lesbian.
-We end up tricking ourselves into thinking we are different from everyone else and act the part. But that's all we are really doing, acting. It gets boring.
3. You just aren't what we thought you were
-This goes back into the self mental trickery we induce upon our own brains. Shit changes. Thus is life. You can't get upset. Because in all honesty, 20% of the guys on this planet actually feel bad and realized they just weren't that into you.
The Warning Signs
Now there are a lot of guys that realize a lot of chicks dig them, but they know the one month rule. Not in all cases is this true! But I think a lot of the time it is.
Here are some signs
-Seriously, I'm not that cool of a guy
-I rape and pillage in the summer
-I watch a lot of porn
-I don't know why you like me, you are absolutely fucking wacko
Now these may seem like cries of attention coming from a male, but they are warning signs... you must take them for what they are.
Now wipe the tears out of your eyes and fuck something! Remember, change it up every month or so.
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