A Girl President

Here are some thought's I think the congressmen might have...

"Did she agree with that bill to sleep with me?"

"Should I say 'Put your John Hancock on this?', or "Put your hand on my cock".

"I wonder if she recites speeches during sex"

"Should I hit on her to get this bill passed?"

"Would I even be able to hit on her? Or would Secret Service take me out faster than I can pull my pants down"

Secret Service thoughts...

"Can we put a camera in the bathroom? She wouldn't know"

"Gah, I didn't have to deal with PMS with George Bush..."

"I'm seriously taking orders from a girl?!"

"You want some Vagasil for that plane ride?"

"I could totally rape her right now and get away with it..."

Hostile countries...

"We win!"

America...

"We are so...fucked."